Where There is Steam There is Fire???

Part 1 - Ok, so I was driving home yesterday and we all know I am the world’s greatest driver. Then all of the sudden I see five cop cars headed my way with lights on going about 90. I know they were going 90 cuz it almost blew my Queervalier off the road. ((Yes I just called my Cavalier a Queervalier - if you are offended I don’t care go read someone else’s blog)) Then I start driving again and here come about 5 more cops at the same speed… I am thinking I could stop at the 7-11 and steal a Slupree and some Twizzlers without getting caught because all the cops are going somewhere else in a hurry. Anyway I get to work today and ask if anyone knows what was going on and they didn’t, I guess no one keeps a police scanner at their desk anymore. Well to make a long story short I guess a cop went to arrest a lady on a warrant and she hit him over the head with a shovel… Yes, she is a smart one. I can hear the call now. Yes I need back-up this woman is armed and dangerous…I was hit over the head with a shovel. Ok Officer.. sending back-up.

1 woman with a shovel > 10 police cars???

Moral of the story: Do not assault police men with shovels.

Part 2 – I am sitting at work, hear sirens again...I look up and our building is surrounded with fire trucks. I was hoping someone sent me fireman strippers that would be HAWT…but no such luck. I guess the people in the building across the street saw smoke coming from the roof of our building and they called the fire department, it turns out that warm air and cold air create steam, not smoke …DUH!

I guess I will take comfort in knowing that I may not have hot firemen strippers but at least I am smarter than the people in that other building.