Waiting....

So Jesse told me yesterday at work…”since you don’t answer your phone when I call I am coming over at noon tomorrow to drop off my computer”
It is now 12:30 and no Jesse. Hence why I don’t answer my phone when he calls. He is the type of guy who will use you in anyway he can. I used to think when I first met him that he was this awesome guy. Ok so he is not bad looking I will not deny, he has lots of luck with the ladies (they are young and dumb) he has a son, works and finished up college. So I am thinking he has it all together, that was until I started babysitting for him and he promised to pay me each time but he never did… and one time he left me there and the baby had no milk…so it even cost me money. Each time I would have to pick up and clean his house because why should the baby suffer? I heard his mom moved back in with him now…so at least I know the house and baby are clean. Anyway yeah so now since I refuse to babysit he calls (or tries to call) when he has a computer malfunction. This is the second time for that, not much I can do when people are too lazy to keep their free virus protection updated.

So here I am, I need to go to the store but I am here waiting…
I vacuumed for the 3rd time (Sable is shedding so much it is like there is 4 of her)
Washed the glass I had water in
Drank some more water
Washed the glass again
Dusted
Inventoried my books, cds, and sex toy collection
Downloaded the pictures off my camera
Typing this blog….

So now I decided I have waited long enough and I am going to the store, but when I look outside it is a downpour…

Rain rain go away lil siren wants to play.
Why cant it rain on the days when I am trapped in my office at work…

Well going to brave it, I don’t think I will melt.

Defective Gnome

Well this is it my 100th post. I am sure it is supposed to be something epic. My original plan was to ask TNO to guest post, but that is not happing.


Maybe Nooter will take pity on my poor soul and do me a Nifty Nine guest post for my 109th entry.


Well.....................I broke my mini gnome. I am an unfit gnome owner and let me show you why. The mini gnome was so unhappy here he killed my innocent ivy. You can dig few posts back to see the before picture. So now the gnome is sitting in a pot of dirt and I am waiting to see if something sprouts back… if not I guess I will have to buy a new plant for it to kill. I really dont think i will get ivy again. I called to see if i could get a birds of paradise plant, but i guess that grows WAY to big for an apartment.

Me vs. The Bumblebee

I was just lying on the couch watching TV, which I rarely do, but I just had a headache that would not go away. I even used Tylenol Rapid Release. I tried talking to it telling it to leave, then negotiating with it to come back at a later time…it just was not listening. I think I kind of zoned out ½ way through the Simpson’s and that is when I heard the humming noise; I thought to myself did I lose a vibrator in the couch? I opened my eyes and there it was the HUGEST (is that a word) bumblebee I have ever seen. This thing looked like it was on steroids compared to other bees. My first reaction was to punch it in the face (thank you Dane Cook) but it flew away. Its evasion skill was amazing.


Side note: Let it be known if you are with me and there is a bug in the room it is your job to eradicate it on sight.

I grabbed the “Febreeze” and sprayed it, and then I sprayed it again and again. All I seemed to be accomplishing was making Sable and myself sneeze and pissing off the bumblebee. I set the can down and by the time I turned around the bee was coming right at me so I ducked and ran, and yes I screamed like a girl, but that is ok cuz I am. This meant war!!! So I grabbed the bottle of “Fantastic” and sprayed it, it was a direct hit and the bee fell to the floor, the thud resounded while I cheered (really… it was a thud). I move closer to inspect it and it is still moving. I grabbed my sandal and whacked it, it was still moving and I swear one of its eyes was glowing red… I whacked it again and again till it was not only dead but also flat. I got some paper towel picked up the bee and flushed it; I did not want to take the chance of it resurrection from my trashcan. I looked at Sable and thanked her for the excellent patrol and protection skills as she lay there under the coffee table. Turns out she was not sneezing she was laughing. Well at least my headache is gone.

Found It!

Oh sometimes when it comes to scents, I am a sucker. I love Bath and Body Works. So it is no different when it comes to my apartment. A while ago I bought one of those Febreeze Scent Players and you could but these handy Scent Stories discs to go in it. Well for the last several months I have been on the prowl for more Scent Stories discs… there was none to be found. I checked Wal-Mart, Kmart, Kroger, Target, Meijers and any other store that looked like it might possibly carry it. Well I stopped in the Yankee Candle Store to get some tarts (I cant stand burning candles because over time it makes your walls discolored) I happened to turn around and there they were Yankee Candle style scent story discs that will work in my febreeze scent player. I picked out a few and the angels sang. I got to the counter and found out they cost 2x as much as the febreeze ones did so I wrinkled my nose and bought just one. I know I will rest easier tonight knowing that I will no longer have to worry where I will get my next scent stories disc at.

All is well with the world again.

I'm Back

Well I believe I am caught up with my reading for a while.

...and Graduation board jobs

So i can maybe start blogging again.

Musical Karma?

I was driving to work this morning singing along with Throwback’s version of “I Like Big Butts” the original by Sir Mix A lot….Hey I am a rocker, not a rapper. And there it was on the side of the road. Something you do not want to see before 7:00 in the morning. CRACK! Some guy was lying on the ground in front of his car fixing something and flashing a huge amount of crack. I skipped to the next song immediately and I doubt I will ever sing along with that song again while driving.

No Float for Me :(

It has been hell at work the past couple of days. I try to leave it there and not carry it home…but tonight I stopped at the grocery store. I got Velveeta Shells and Cheese and I wanted a root beer float. I have not had one in so long. I get all the stuff and check out and head home before the ice cream melts. I begin to put away the groceries and what I was looking at was vanilla ice cream, but what I picked up was “birthday cake” ice cream. Ugh! Well so much for the rood beer float. No I am not brave enough to have a root beer birthday cake ice cream float. I guess I will just splurge on Shells and Cheese with root beer to drink.