I've Been Bad

So yeah this week I may have been a little naughty. It was not my intension, to be bad, it just happens from time to time. Maybe I just need a good spanking *wink*. Well it all started when I made graduation photo boards for a party. The lady I made them for invited me to the graduation party, I said I would attend and I probably should have but I just did not feel up to smiling and socializing...plastering on a fake smile for a bunch of people I don't know. I have been avoiding her for approx. 2 weeks when she finally sent an e-mail. I went on and on about how my parents got into a biking accident so I had to go sit with my grandma (who is staying at their house) Ok..Ok.. so it was not the whole truth just ½, my parents did get in a biking accident, i just did not mention it was pedal bikes (note to self get mom and dad crash helmets for Christmas) I told her they had to go to the ER when in all reality they just had a few scratches and I did not go sit with my grandma. I lied!!! I just could not tell her I did not want to go hang out with people I did not know without alcohol involved.

Then yesterday Jesse came up to my cubicle again and was asking when he could drop off his computer, I just looked at him, smiled sweetly and said “never” I think he got the picture and went away sulking, or maybe cursing me…but I don’t really care. I’m a busy girl.

I was outside with Sable on my lunch today eating a Popsicle and the creepy neighbor is watching me while he is grilling something…maybe a squirrel… so I turned my back to him when sable was done sniffing everything in the retractable leash range I started heading back to the door. I looked at him inserted the whole popsicle into my mouth and pulled it back out slowly then flipped my hair and walked in the door. I know…evil, but I bet he burnt his lunch while he was inside jerking off.

So yeah I have been a little naughty…but you know might as well wait till next week since I am going to a "Pure Romance" sex toy party on the 20th and I already have my list ready:

Great Head Gel (the 3 flavor pack)
The art of Erotic Massage (book)
Sensual Lotion (Vanilla Cupcake flavor)

And the Chin-Dildo?

Now this looks exciting and all, but dangerous for the guy…
I mean what if your so into the moment gripping the headboard bouncing up and down, tongue on cilt, panting, moaning….snap! This thing just screams dislocated jaw and long awkward explanation in the emergency room. I think I will pass for now.