Thursday, December 2, 2010

Deny Thy Milk and Refuse Thy Cream




Dear Oreo
You have been a constant friend of mine for years.  We have been though thick and thin, in good times and in bad times...  but it is time I break up with you.  I am leaving you in favor of homemade treats... at first I admired your pre-packaged ease, but lately I have found you kinda a bore.  As much as I love your creamy filling it is no good for me.  Consider us over.

5 comments:

  1. Eat what you have left. Jaysus I was diagnosed as diabetic in 95 and haven't had one since and just the sight of one has me jonesing for a dozen or so now.

    *sigh* I have bran cereal that'll do.

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  2. Lol!! Too funny. I love oreo's but so try to stay away from them because I KNOW I can eat all of them. Milk or no milk;)

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  3. IG,

    I just got a letter for you from the Oreos. It says...

    Dear IG,

    I have faith. You'll be back! It is useless to resist. You don't know the power of the Dark Side!

    Sincerely,

    Oreos

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  4. Poor, heartbroken Oreos... But hey, that's more of the rest of us...

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  5. The allure of the Oreo...it sneaks up on us doesn't it?
    Enjoy the home made goodies. I'm going to (BIG GRIN)
    Citymom

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