Look closely at the shitty cell phone picture above you will see that there is a metallic molded nut sack hanging from this truck. Now this is not the first time I have seen this around my town. Is there some kind of club? The first truck nut sack I saw was homemade. This one seem to have been purchased.
I had to resist the urge to confront the guy and asked him why he has a nut sack on his truck. Good thing I had my seat belt on restraining me. Does this mean his truck is a dick? Does he know he is riding a dick all the way to work and probably several times a day?
Am I supposed to have a metallic molded vagina hanging from my car?
Did he find it online and whose nut sack is it fashioned after? some famous male porn star?... did he have to choose what size and shape nut sack he wanted for his truck? Did he question his sexuality when he was cupping the balls to attach them to his truck? I need to know.
Well I think these questions and more occupied my mind most of the way to work.
Pretty sad isn't it.
OMG i HATE those balls!!! People in the town im in (REDNECK CITY) are in love with em because they are probably on 1 in every 20 cars!! VERY SAD n GROSS!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO! My wife saw one of these recently and called me all hysterical about it. I think they are funny as shit!
ReplyDelete@ MarkyDsMom - i have to agree it is sad.
ReplyDelete@ Joker - I hope i see someone in the store buying them sometime so i can ask them all my burning questions