Over The River and Through The Woods...

On Friday, last week we arrived at my grandmas house. She can no longer live on her own but it is good to take her back and visit once in a while. Most of my dad’s family is still living there. My grandma has already buried 3 of her children and there is just my dad and one of his brothers left. So I got to see relatives I have not seen in a while. Things are different here, time is slower and things are laid back. Since my grandma no longer lives in her home and it had been shut up for months my allergies were in full force, there was no TV and there was no phone. My cell phone had a signal once and a while. Did I mention it was over 100 degrees the whole time I was there? I wanted to go into the woods and take pictures of where my sister and I used to play when we were little, there is actually a tomb up there (not creepy at all), but every time I went outside I began to sneeze my head off and melt. It made it a very long weekend. On Saturday we were looking though my grandma’s cupboards and we found this:
Yes it is a boob cup and you drink out of the nipple. It was something my grandpa had...he was a big boob man. (omg someone is going to find my sex toy collection when i pass away) We had fun digging though some stuff. I have no idea how she got so much stuff in that house. The next morning we were going to meet my cousin and his family for breakfast. I was half awake and my grandma came out of the bathroom and mooned me, saying something about not being able to find her underwear. I asked her if she left them at “Wayne’s” last night. Wayne’s was the local bar; she went off on this elaborate story about how she thumbed there after we went to sleep. All in all it was a good time…seeing my Ohio relatives reminds me where I got my “crazy” from.