The Sky is Falling

When I got home on Monday night I happened to be unpacking and looked up. This is what I saw.

Something happened to my ceiling. My first thought was there was a leak on the roof, however nothing was wet and there was no water stains on the ceiling. My next thought was bees again... but i saw no bees. I was perplexed so I slept on the couch. the next morning I called the maintenance person and he came to take a look. He took a picture with his cell phone and that was the last I heard so I went to work. When I got home from work this is what I saw

I thought it looked like black mold so I poked it with a ruler and it was squishy like a sponge. Finally I went in to the Apartment office yesterday to pay my rent and the lady asks how my apartment is doing. How is it doing? I told her there is a hole in my bedroom ceiling. What the hell kind question is that? I have been sleeping on the couch for 4 nights because i think the ceiling in the bedroom is going to cave in and cover me in black mold. She told me they found the problem and the roof was like Swiss cheese. Is this supposed to comfort me?

So if a seagull lands on the roof it might end up in my bedroom. I asked when they might foresee getting my ceiling fixed. She said next week. So today I am going to get busy moving the stuff out of my bedroom since they are going to have to remove a major part of the ceiling.

I guess i should just be relived it is not bees again.