Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Where is the world is my passport?


Theory 1
It is off traveling to exotic places without me. I mean why else could it take so long to get here? Are US Passports made in China and someone is walking over to hand deliver it to me?

Theory 2
The picture they took of me at the post office was so bad that they immediately rejected my passport on the grounds that I look too scary, kind of like a terrorist.
OR…
Maybe it is being passed around to all the Government offices so everyone gets a chance to laugh at the picture.

Theory 3
I have too many unpaid parking tickets and my passport application was denied.

Theory 4
It is in my mailbox still since I have not picked up my mail at all this week.

So it was a good thing I did not have to be somewhere that required a passport in a hurry. I hope it gets here before I am 50, and need a walker to go anywhere.
Hurry up Passport people!
Damn it!

3 comments:

  1. Get in line sweetheart...They are busy laughing at my passport pic first....

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  2. when i see the mailman today i will yell at him and find out if he has it. where are you going? paris? tuscany? vegas?

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  3. Joker ~
    Great! do you think that is gonna delay mine even more?

    Nooter ~
    Thanks for having my back, I am coming to see you of course, Not in a weird stalkerish way just to deliver you some delicious snaks.

    Actually my sister is in Boston and i need to drive though Canada to get there. Funny thing is I can get into Canada w/o a passport, I just would not be able to leave w/o one.

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