On a totally different note look at this...
British retailer Marks & Spencer has now created enhancing underpants for men, there are two types one that give a butt lift (elevate and shape the buttocks for a 20 percent visual lift) and one that provides a little more up front (a 38 percent visual enhancement in size). These super pants will be available starting October 15, according to the article I saw.
This is so deceiving. What would you do if you were dating someone for a while and suddenly you decide to have sex with him and he takes off his underwear and 38% of his cock comes off with them. Or his nice firm ass is suddenly dragging on the carpet. What would you say? I mean, I guess it is only fair women can buy corsets, padded bras, silicone breast enhancers (you know those things that look like “chicken cutlets”), girdles, shape-wear, and even butt implants to show their skills in the art of illusion. What if you take off your girlfriends bra and her boobs are 38% smaller.
I would want to avoid that drama all together I don’t want to have to explain that my boobs in my bra may seem larger than they actually appear.... I figure if a guy does not like me for who I am he certainly does not deserve me. My boobs are my boobs and my ass is my ass.
I guess the moral of this little post is: Please men and ladies do not let your confidence fall off in your underwear you are perfect without it.
DICK SHORTS !
ReplyDeleteWhat a TERRIBLE idea.
@ Heff - Yes! that is what should be on the packaging.
ReplyDeleteThose do seem kind of silly.
ReplyDeleteGood post though, and I agree with the philosophy of you are who you are, why try and change it?
My ass is perfect but I am half Irish (and it shows) so I could use some enhancement in the front. Maybe I should just stuff a banana and two oranges down my pants…?
ReplyDeleteI met a girl online years ago and we agreed on a date. Went to a club out in Kansas City, talked, connected and ended up at a motel room. You know why it's called a wonder bra? Because I wondered where her boobs went when she took it off.
ReplyDeletein case the ladies want some artificial lift
ReplyDeleteWay back when in the days when it mattered I always said I was 38% smaller than I really am, not only did that get me home faster when on a boring date, it also made some women have to see for themselves.
It worked out all right either way, because now that my ass IS dragging on the ground and the other really is 38% smaller the woman I have been with for 27 years doesn't seem to mind.