Lids Off!

I just wanted a snack and nothing peeves me off more than not being able to get the lid off a jar of salsa, jelly, olives, or whatever I might be in the mood for. Who puts these things on anyway? The runner-ups from the Iron Man Competition? What’s a girl to do, well this girl used to go to the neighbors but now since my neighbor is so creepy I got the Black and Decker Lids-Off. This thing is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Now whenever I am swearing at a difficult to open jar or to accident prone to use a manual can opener I just use this little baby.  Who needs a man? Ok well maybe I do but, I can tell you it is not for opening jars. I have other things in mind.