Whew, that's one terrific spread!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Who's turn is it to stuff that old bird?
Would you like me to pour some gravy on that? It's my special blend...
Come on you know what to nibble some more!
I saw how to do this on Food Network
Can I just finish watching the football first?
Whew, that made me sleepy. I'm going to take a nap, then clean up the big mess
Every year it's the same thing
Is it supposed to be that color and consistency?
Just eat it, it's not going to kill you
We're never doing this at our house again
~Best Wishes to You and Your Families This Thanksgiving Holiday
There's nothing quite like Holiday dirty-talk.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Thanksgiving!
I love these.. I emailed them to my folks, and my dad called me and couldn't talk for about 10 minutes because he was still wheezing from laughter..
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great Turkey day!!
Taunt Vortex - yes i feel the need to type the whole thing I just done feel right calling you TV. Your much more entertaining. Thanks for the comment Hope you had a fantastic Thanksgiving
ReplyDeleteHiya Jorm - glad you (and your dad) thought they were funny too. Hope you had a great Turkey Day!
i love dont play with your meat, too freaking funny
ReplyDeleteJust a Girl ~ Thanks for stopping by, hope you had a good holiday
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