Ten Reasons Why I am Single
- I am a certificate holding member of the Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club! (if you doubt this please see past entries)
- Fruit Loops for dinner - five nights a week!
- My bed is only big enough for me and the dog!
- I play too much FFXI! (video games)
- My driving scares people!
- Sunday mornings I am scrubbing a stamp off my hand, not from a bar but from a computer show!
- I blog about my dates!
- I drive a “Queervalier”! (that is Tonya speak for Cavalier)
- That light travels faster than sound so people appear bright to me until I hear them speak!
- I am a complete asshole magnet
Your last reason explains why I'm so attracted to you.
ReplyDeleteTNO ~ no way your not an asshole, your just nemesing...and that is "a good thing". uh... i think i just quoted martha stuart... i better add that to the list.
ReplyDeleteI used to sell asshole magnets, but people got upset when I started offering used ones for less money.
ReplyDeleteBrad ~ I can't say that i would blame them but i have to wonder why anyone would want to buy an a-hole magnet, i could just give them mine and be glad to be rid of it.
ReplyDelete"My bed is only big enough for me and the dog! "
ReplyDeleteohh yeaa! my kinda human girl
Nooter ~ well it is big enough though i think she prefers her own bed. She's a princess
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