On Ice!

In an effort to safe costs they got rid of the water coolers at my job. This is at the same time they have the “GO GREEN” mentality in full effect. This boggles my mind…so now all of us bring in 2 to 3 bottles of water a day…that is a lot of plastic that will probably be sitting in land fills for the next billion years. I got to work very early the other day and actually forgot my bottle of water in the car; I went back to the parking lot later to get it.

Note: I have decided after wasting so much money on paying parking tickets I have decided to park in my designated lot.

I grab it out of the car and it is frozen, I had to go to a meeting and when I got back it had partially melted and there was a huge ice dildo in my water bottle.

Note: yes my mind is always in the gutter.

As the day went on it melted and I drank some more eventually the ice dildo was skinny enough to fit through the opening of the bottle, I just did not notice until I tipped the bottle up and it tried to impale my mouth. Now this is dangerous and I am thinking that I should draft up a suggestion to bring back that water cooler so no one else has to endure his or her mouth being violated by an ice dildo due to accidentally leaving bottled water in the car.