Friday, September 24, 2010

2 .... Really?

I saw the lowest credit score on earth today.  It was a 2... the guys credit was so bad it was a 2.  This is what happens when you borrow all kinds of money and decide to stop paying on it.  He stopped paying the summer and winter tax bills on his property as well in 2007.  So now he has a foreclosure and a tax lien... it also looked like he has a federal tax lien as well...so I am guessing he did not pay his CPA either.  Boys and Girls let me just advise, I know the economy is bad but if at all possible pay your debts starting with your mortgage first as late payments on your mortgage weigh heavily on your overall score.  If you need help call Green Path or another non-profit company who can help you negotiate with creditors and set up a budget.  Make sure you watch out for the Killer C's ... cable ... credit cards...cigarettes... these costs add up fast.  Ok end lecture.

On a better note, have you seen this blog.  I was fascinated, of course it was 2am and I could not sleep so I was easily amused or it could be that I love cock.  

 
 
 I play an online video game and I am always commenting on how some things in that game look so cock-like.  I may have to do a follow-up post so you can see them too.  Of course seeing how most of my readers are men I am sure you really don't care... so I probably won't. 

Also I was surfing around to other blog sites and I found Write about it Wednesday on City Mom's blog laughed at the picture so now I feel I should at least write about it.   Yeah... I know it is not Wednesday, just pretend it is.  Here is the photo and all you have to do is hop on over to her blog to play along.



I don't drive a horse, but something with horse power so I think that qualifies.  I could really use one of these designated dog drivers.  Is there some school or training course I can enroll Sable. (she just gave me a dirty look) I think I would wake up from my hang over at the dog park or she would run off the road and kill us both by off-roading to chasing a squirrel.  One time her and I were in the car going to my mom and dads house to visit and she was laying in the back seat looking all innocent n' stuff and that is when I smelled it...she had farted... that was the closest I came to passing out behind the wheel and her having to drive. 

Randomly Yours,
Siren

7 comments:

  1. A 2? I used to joke about my credit score being a 2 but I didn't think that really existed... just wow....

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  2. @ The Savage - well i think I am going to research it a little more on Monday. It was under scoring but when I looked the guy's name on line he is in federal prison so now i am thinking it could be a code. So that being said, I guess the lowest I have see is 352. The other girls I work with think it is the actual score.

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  3. wow i should proof read before i hit publish.

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  4. That’s just crazy. I don’t even love cock, except maybe my own, but I was fascinated as well. This has also inspired me to create ‘Accidental Vagina.’ Lately, I’m seeing them everywhere I look. And there aren’t even any taco bars in Spain.

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  5. @ Scott - too funny. I have not see any of those but I have not been looking for them either.

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  6. I was bringing my moose puppy home from dog training class and she left a load on the back seat which I had to clean up. Of course I told all of my passengers about it---but I would never tell them which side of the seat she crapped on. I wouldn't let that dog drive me anywhere but crazy.

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  7. I love the accidental cocks - such creativity. I'm on pins and needles waiting for the accidental vagina...the closest I recall was at a "back to the womb" frat party. But that wasn't accidental.
    Citymom

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