Thursday, September 16, 2010
What the Smell !!!
Well some girl I work with moved to a bigger cubicle today which happened to be next to mine. I did not have a problem with this until she got settled in and I realized she has some strange fetish with applying strongly scented lotion and perfume all day long. I peeked in her office and I saw something like this...
What in the hell is she trying to cover up? Does she have some kind of fungus? I like smelling good, and clean but I do not slather myself in floral smelling whatever the hell she uses. Anyway I have sneezed in the range of 5000 times since she moved. I have used 2 boxes of Kleenex and pretty much scratched my eyes out. I squinted and managed to email my boss to see if I could move to the other side of the building. I fear if I don't move my desk will look like this...
Anyway I hope she is happy with her new office and maybe I should count my blessings, because someone who has to use that much lotion must smell worse without it. Lets hope tomorrow I am busy moving my office. Ah-Choooooo!
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Whoa ! That IS kinda scary. That person must have "The FUNK" !
ReplyDelete@ Heff - You know, that is what I was thinking.
ReplyDeletePersonally I'd go to the hardware store and buy a respirator... the kind people use when painting cars. It may or may not get the point across...
ReplyDeleteWell, all I can say now is be patient. Look on the bright side ;at least she is good smelling and not stinky.
ReplyDeletewow. that is kinda weiard...lol. hope it does not continue to make you sneeze...i dont think i would last long...
ReplyDeletePut two Q tips in your nose and refuse to take them out until she is told to quit bathing in toxic shit or dab a BIG glob of Vaporub under you sniffer like the cops do when working near a decaying corpse. And yes perfumes and scents are toxic to some people. It may just be a distraction to you Siren but you don't have to have it three inches away from you.
ReplyDeletemaybe an industrial fan could blow it all back in her direction. a leaf blower might work too.
ReplyDeletemaybe she is a stripper in her 2nd job and is just making sure the whore doesn't wear off. :o) hee hee
ReplyDelete@ The Savage - that would be pretty funny, i wonder if they come in colors so i can match my outfit.
ReplyDelete@ Glenys - That is so true.
@ Brian Miller - I was able to move my office so I should be ok.
@ TWM - Vapor Rub. I will have to give that a try.
@ Billy - Leaf blower.. haha I dont think anyone is safe if i had one of those.
@ MD'sM - hmmm that could be she does look kinda tired sometimes.