So i was laying in bed watching TV because for some reason I can not fall asleep again tonight. Little did I know that I had company. I do not like unannounced guests in my home especially after midnight. I guess the TV is what made him decide to let me know he was here... maybe he did not like "The Office" rerun. I freaked when I saw him. He flew by once and then decided to do 3 or 4 more ariel stunts and that was it, I was up. There may be a little exaggeration on my part, but anything flying in my apartment waiting for me to fall asleep so it can land on my face it too big and not welcome. So i have spent the last 30 minutes ducking and weaving trying to get this damn flying bug thing out of my space. *shivers* I have a phobia of bugs... what can I say. Well I was finally able to whack it with the swiffer sweeper thing and then vacuum it up and throw it out. I think I can go back to sleep now... I hope, I am just so tired from my lack of sleep over the last few days it is unreal. May I just need to masturbate more ... yes I am certain that is it. Well you all have a good night, hope it is fire breathing dragon sized bug free.
On a side note, today I discovered I can not text and walk at the same time. Anyone got a band aid?
uhhh yeah flying bugs after midnight are always a sign from the ether it is time to masturbate again. Hope that now you are sleeping well and soundly. AND bug free.
ReplyDeleteI'm a long time sufferer of insomnia. Learning to meditate has helped me a hell of a lot since I'm paranoid about sleeping pills.
ReplyDeleteHope the fire-breathing dragon sized bugs go away for you...
I..um... Not sure what will help you sleep more (if that), but... If it works...
ReplyDeleteAnd whoo! Glad you defeated that dastardly bug! At least it wasn't a Starmite.
I always say that anything with more legs than me that has not been invited in, is destined to die here at Arkham....Whether physically or chemically will always be yet to be determined.
ReplyDelete@ TWM - I finally did fall asleep around 3am and hit the snooze 2 times.
ReplyDelete@ The Savage - I don't blame you, I live alone so I am not a big fan of pills either. I have not trained the dog to dial 911.
@ Nicole - I would have called you if it was a starmite. eeep!
@ Joker - yeah i don't like to touch them at all so sometimes it is death by hairspray or Fantastic. I tried Armor All once but that just seemed to shine it up.
I could never go to sleep with any insect still alive anywhere in the house. I know they will try to fly into my mouth the second I let my guard down. Worst. Feeling. Ever!
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