Ok, it is hard enough starting a new job to try to remember everything you are supposed to do. Yesterday I was having a different sort of problem. You see for Christmas I got 3 sets of matching bras and underwear. I have this thing were my bra and panties have to match.…I know this is far fetched me being an idiot girl in action and all, but lets just say I got in an accident and am rushed to the hospital and my bra does not match my panties.
Now that would be tragic…
Anyway I got ready for work, dressed, then hopped in the car. Due to my immense amount of parking tickets I have started parking in the “free lot” two blocks away. Well as I am walking the panties are sliding down… what the hell. So by the time I get to the building I am walking like a penguin. I make it to the bathroom and actually contemplate giving myself a wedgie so they stay up, but I write it off as a fluke, fix them and walk towards my desk. Well to make a long story short every time I walked anywhere they would slide down. Half the day was a battle back and forth to the bathroom to fix them. I headed back to the bathroom for the last time and thought about taping them to my side, but I decide to just take them off.
You know I always had fantasies about taking off my panties at work, but this was totally not the way I envisioned it.
All I know is this is going to require a trip to Victoria’s Secret to fix and I will not complain about that.
Very cute. sounds like you had no choice butt to go commando.
ReplyDeleteha ha oh what if you got in an accident after that? bet the paramedics and doctors wouldve made you their no. 1 patient!
ReplyDeleteIf we ever do meet, can I ask a favor to have you make sure you have those panties on? I mean, it would save so much time later on....
ReplyDeleteI've had to remove underthings at work and school before as well. It sucks. You kind of just feel weird for the rest of the day. Hope you enjoy your shopping trip!
ReplyDeleteOh man that sucks. This is when those gazillion rolls of scotch tape no one uses in the office come in handy.
ReplyDeleteYour panties were thinking about me, that's all.
ReplyDeleteWord Verification: "Strotle" as in "Do you wanna strotle?"
I hate it when the undies take on a life of their own.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess..
ReplyDeleteWere they some kind of satin?
I hate satin stuff..
The sheets we own tend to make me fall out of the bed because they're so slippery....
I'm sure you will be quite popular with your workmates.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I work in the ER so I know all about needing to be in cute panties just in case you are ever in an accident.
ReplyDeleteHOWEVER, I really wish people (ladies in particular) would really focus their attention on their "grooming" habits. There is nothing worse than taking someone's panties off and realizing that they haven't groomed the good girl since they've been alive. Think wookie. Times like these call for a vagina-whacker.
No, that's not another word for TNO. It's like a weed whacker that you can by from Lowe's, but for the va-jay-jay.
It's troublesome I tell you.
I have only gone commando with the plans of "accidentally" flashing someone. But if I didn't get any action after going sans panties I would not be a happy girl. I would be very pissed.
ReplyDeleteYou know I always had fantasies about taking off my panties at work, but this was totally not the way I envisioned it.
ReplyDelete*Seems like Victoria's Secret was nearly out
LOL!!
OMG I love your blog but I absolutely love this post and your writing style!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to you at the workplace...you having to go commando
that was very funny! Keep sharing your experiences...!