This is Sable and I have to tell you this beetoch is crazy. I can see why she is a member of the I.G.A.A club. She gets up in the morning and puts me right outside. “Damn girl it is cold out there” I wonder how she would like it if I hooked her to a chain and put her outside right after she woke up.Then she talks to me in this voice a voice that use would use for a baby… I am 32 years old the same age as her for petes sake…. (Who is pete and why do we do things for his sake)
When she gets home from work she takes me to the park and attaches herself to me with a leash so she don’t get lost…I could see the need for this if I could not see the park from the house, but then again she gets lost in a paper bag. Speaking of bag…I always look for the doggie bag when she comes home, she is usually good about bringing me a treat and if it looks like she is not going to give me any I just look at her and say "You going to eat ALL of that?" That usually prompts her to give me at least half.
There are the times she gets lucky and things work in her favor…like when she was actually able to get us back in the house with a screwdriver when she locked us out, however I did almost pee on myself when I saw her so gracefully dive through the open window. She has all the grace and skill of a squirrel on crack. MMMmm I love chasing squirrels…anyway…
Then there was the light bulb incident….when she kept flipping the switch in the bedroom and no light came on (btw she did it at least 3 times, I think I am smarter than her because I figured it out the first time she flipped the switch) she looked at me like I was going to have the answer. I told her “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of them, and so the question is: how long will it be before I can expect light?” What say we drive down to Petsmart? I bet they have light bulbs there.”
Oh and the prior blog entry about “poor tigger” that is a load of crap. It was not a mess it was ambience.
Well I think I hear thunder and that is a sign that the world is coming to an end and I must go warn her and hide under the table…you should stop reading this and take cover ASAP…gosh, I have to tell people everything. Besides it is TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.*
Then there was the light bulb incident….when she kept flipping the switch in the bedroom and no light came on (btw she did it at least 3 times, I think I am smarter than her because I figured it out the first time she flipped the switch) she looked at me like I was going to have the answer. I told her “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of them, and so the question is: how long will it be before I can expect light?” What say we drive down to Petsmart? I bet they have light bulbs there.”
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lol max
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hey baby, whats your sign?
ReplyDeleteSable, I think your human has good taste! First off, she gives me honorable mention on her blog...and that is awfully nice.
ReplyDeleteBut I am like you. I am willing to bet that if given the opportunity you would chase cars like I do. I just wouldn't know what to do if I caught one.
Be patient with her and laugh a lot. They do some pretty crazy things....you'll see. If you don't believe me, come read my blog about some crazy humans just like her...more or less. If you do, I will throw in a bowl of Milk Bones!
Sable, you're a cutie. (Imagine that in the best baby voice you can) I can't help but babytalk dogs, they're just so damn cute!
ReplyDeleteSable - Give Siren a good long and leisurely tongue-bath for me will ya? Let her know I'm thinking of her. Thanks.
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