I did not have enough make-up on. I am not the kind of girl who has to paint on my face before I go out. I do not wear a lot of make-up in fact I rarely wear any at all. My mom got me a Tammy Faye Baker starter kit for Christmas with every color under the sun, but I just don’t see the need for it.
I like my face clean and clear. And I don’t want to look like a totally different person when I take off all the make-up…guess what boys, what you see it what you get.Not far off that topic I saw I was not fake enough…with fake tan, fake nails, fake laugh, and fake boobs. These girls looked just crazy…I will say again what you see is what you get….my boobs don’t come off with my bra.
I was not showing enough skin for that bar. I like to leave a lil something to the imagination. I guess some would call that a tease, but damn I would rather be a tease than a slut. My thong does not hang out the back of my jeans; my nipples are not about to pop out of the v-neck top. Why just give it away? (I don’t care what you do… if you’re reading this and are offended to each their own, this is about me not you!) That kind of attention is not something I want.
Clearly I must have had a “USDA Choice” stamp on my ass that was only visible under black lights, I don’t know I just never noticed it before…however it must have been displayed and I did not have enough liquor in me not to care…
the drunk guys trying to talk to me was causing my brain to atrophy. My IQ as dropping by the second, well two of my friends were out dancing on the floor with some prizes I remained as cold as the ice outside. The meat market bar is just not the place for this Ice Queen.
Did it reek of cheap perfume and desperation?
ReplyDeleteI used to work the door at a similar place back in the day and it was both a little bit sad and little bit amusing to watch the mating game. Kind of like a nature documentary.
Oh man, I went out with my girlfriends this weekend to a club like that. Except I'm engaged and not looking for sex with random men, so I found it infinitely entertaining to get really drunk and dance like an idiot(perhaps due to the fact I was druuunk). The number of desperate women (and men) out there is shocking. On a side note, I tend to get hit on more when I don't try then when I used to try. It's weird.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I stick to Irish pubs.
ReplyDeleteI think those scenes are hilarious only because I'm married and not looking to hook up.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I was a very bitter person going there as a single chick, so I spared myself the misery and didn't go. Meat market doesn't even begin to describe it.
If I were single these days, I think I'd meet someone in the grocery store. I see some decent men in the grocery store...
Where the music is cheesy and the meat'll cost ya!
oh id go to the meat market if only i could. mmm.. free samples...
ReplyDeleteanyway the human says get a hobby then go to the places where other people with that hobby go then youll meet the right people. ok igia bye now
I'm so glad I'm not on the dating scene - I don't think I could handle it - on another note - I've always like women who didn't wear makeup for the same reason you noted - what you see is what you get 24/7/365.
ReplyDeleteDammit, Prefers Her Fantasy Life stole my idea. Guy are much better at a place where a nice stout is on tap.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame you one bit. The older I get, the more uncomfortable I get going to bars. I have to say, I am a makeup girl, but there's a tasteful way to put it on, ya know! Good luck in your outings. Getting older sucks, huh?
ReplyDeleteAFM - you know i forgot that part...but yes it did, and smoke too. Hey i wonder if i can get drunk and go to the zoo and have the same experience.
ReplyDeleteLiz - I feel for you, I would have loved to watch you send the men hitting on you back to where they came from. Well glad you had a great time dancing.
PHFL - Hmm I should give that a try
Candice - Good Idea!
Nooter - I so thought you were gonna tell me to stick to the dog parks. I dont think many men scrapbook, but I will give it a try.
TNO - *passes out from seeing a comment from you...gets back in chair* Yes the single scene sucks, and not in a good way. Yeah i think just being me is the best policy.
TOS - Thanks for reading and commenting, there are a few Irish pubs around here, well they have Irish names...it could be a trap, I will check it out.
Ms. Salti - Yes maybe if i knew what the hell I was doing with make-up i might like a splash of color, but yeah the bar is just not my favorite place anymore, kinda funny i must have grown up some where along the way cuz my 21 year old self would be saying "what the hell Siren!!"
Hey, I've been busy, but you're always close to my heart.
ReplyDeleteWhwere was this? I think I need to go there? Not because I would fit right in...but I want my ass grabbed. Well maybe...were any of them hot?
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit! lol...my word ver is
IMMATING...I'm mating! I love it.