Monday, February 9, 2009

Say hello to my lil friend

Owning a garden gnome is a life long commitment so I am sure that is why my sister got me the trial size version. At first I was not quite sure a gnome was for me I was worried my friends might ostracize me. Saturday I decided to take him out of the box and make a home for him in my plant.

The Gnome:

Since he has been around I have noticed that he is a better conversationalist than the last guy I dated and I think his brain is bigger too. I also think he is nocturnal he does not seem to do much during the day. But last night I woke up to a thud and I am not sure who the guilty party is but one of my candle holders was upside down.

Photo Evidence:
When I flipped on the light both the gnome and Sable looked equally guilty…the gnome sitting in the plant and Sable on her bed.

So anyway am I supposed to name this gnome?


Do gnomes have names?


I don’t know I am a first time gnome owner, I thought this ill book that came with him was a manual but it is not it just talks about gnome facts, and urban legends, and gnome-napping… good thing he seems pretty low-maintenance, and I hope he brings a lil luck to my plant.

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10 comments:

  1. OrionFebruary 9, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Sweetcheeks

    that should be the name of your gnome.

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  2. gottaluvme3February 9, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    LOL...love the post! You definately should name the gnome... how about....Nelly....Nelly the Gnome! LOL Have a great day!

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  3. BethFebruary 9, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Your gnew gnome is very gnice. He deserves a gname :)

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  4. SirenFebruary 9, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    Orion-
    Gottaluvme-
    Gnutty-

    That is perfect you three his name will be:

    Gnelly Sweetcheeks!

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  5. A Free ManFebruary 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    Is gnome-napping like kidnapping or like snoring gnome?

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  6. dizzy momFebruary 9, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    Now I want a gnome! Oh, he can be your Valentine's date. No? Then can he be mine?
    How about "Gnorman the Gnome"?

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  7. MilesPerHourFebruary 10, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    Never had a gnome but the was a movie out once called "Norm the Gnome" of something like that. Anyway, your humor is awesome. I need to see stuff like this so I will be back. Another follower for you (which is better than a stalker)

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  8. NooterFebruary 10, 2009 at 7:48 AM

    you chould have a gname the gnome contest with some fabulous prize for the winner.

    also, inspect it carefully i heard they are really spies, maybe your sister is trying to get some dirt on you

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  9. SirenFebruary 11, 2009 at 3:56 AM

    AFM - I guesss people steal them and leave ransom notes, pictures and things...crazy

    DM - He would love to be your Valentine! I think I am SOL in that department I suppose I could go to the bar and pick up one, but that really has never been my style.

    Miles - Thank you so much for stopping by, reading and commenting. I must have missed that movie, i will think abour adding it to my net flix list.

    Nooter - Hmmm a contest, with prizes, are you trying to get more snaks??? My sister, spying on me...lol maybe i better hurry up and get more exciting so she has some dirt to get.

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  10. KathyFebruary 15, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Gnomes always creeped me out and this is a fine example why. Keep one eye open when you go to sleep.

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