Guess what…they never showed, so thanks to Nooter’s advice I had time to go on my lunch today and check out some interesting books on various topics. The librarian looked at me a little weird, but I can deal with that. It will be worth it to see the look on their faces when they see my current reading selections, since I can’t borrow Ryan’s swords (see photo below). Well I have rescheduled for tomorrow so I hope they show up. Well if one good thing came from it, my apartment is sparkly. I am clean anyway but this weekend I Spring Cleaned Idiot Girl Action Adventure style. Which involves making a mess while you are cleaning up a mess. I know it sounds complicated but let me just give you an example of how this works.Step One: Pick up dirty glass with wet soapy hands
Step Two: Drop glass directly on foot / floor breaking it.
Step Three: Track Blood across floor in search of Care Bear band aid
So you can see how one lil mess turns into a bigger one.
Step One: Fill Sable’s Dog Dish with food
Step Two: Trip over Chew-Lota Bone
Step Three: Spill food all over floor
This is how much of my cleaning projects went this weekend, I am glad I am done. Hope you had a great weekend. Now get back to work.
Don't remind me. My house is a fing pig sty.
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ReplyDeleteStep1: Clean bathroom while wife is out of town, hoping to welcome her home with lemony freshness.
Step2: Throw paper towels and disinfectant wipes into toilet.
Step3: Flush toilet. Notice water level begins rising instead of draining.
Step 4: Freak.
Step5: When water overflows onto floor, grab first absorbable thing you see.
Step6: Realize "thing" is 1 of 2 keep-on-display-but-do-not-use-because-they-cost-$80-a-set! towels.
Step7: Freak, with high-pitched noises
Step8: On way to airport to pick up wife, stop at Linens & Things, and stash booty in trunk until you can figure how to smuggle contraband inside.
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