I've lost more than my mind

It has become clear that either I reached the end of the season sale in the cerebral department, or my brain is time shared with someone. If I can find the person I would like to negotiate a different contract so I could have full time use of the brain. There are times that I have the brain and my thinking is clear, concise, and I am on top of my game. The times I don’t have the brain well that is when I have my wonderful idiot girl moments. Like today for example…

Somehow as I was shutting off my alarm this morning, which is my cell phone, I accidently in my half asleep half awake state I put my phone in manners mode so now I have lost my ringer. This would not be a huge deal if I knew how to get it out of manners mode and if I had not moved and got rid of 90% of the contents of my house I might still have the manual. So great now my cell phone has manners, it did not have manners when it rang in the middle of the sales meeting last Tuesday. Well looks like I will have to do some digging on the internet when I get home to see how to fix this however it is kind of nice it is not ringing.

Also…

I stopped at the gas station this morning and I was trying to put gas in the car but I could not get the gas cap off. I tried to turn it but it was to tight or stuck or something.

[The story behind the story]
I had to get a new gas cap because the one that came with the car was MIA. So I did not have a gas cap for a while till one day I was driving and my check engine light came on…and I was like oh great now what is wrong with this thing. So I call my dad he knows I am an idiot girl in action and one of the first things he asked was “is the gas cap on tight?” I had no clue that the gas cap had anything to do with the engine…I mean one is in the front of the car and one is in the back. I said “no dad it is not on at all” even though I could not see him I knew he was shaking his head. Well anyway he thinks I was talking on the cell phone while pumping gas and forgot it. (as if…)
I tired to get the damn thing off and I could not. Pretty soon a voice came over the speaker and said I needed to swipe my card to start. I shouted back no I need to get the flipping gas cap off to start. So the guy came out and twisted it with two fingers and it practically fell off. I know I totally loosened it for him. Anyway he went back in and I finished filling the tank and got my ass to work.

TGIF