Laurie Notaro is the author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club... I feel I am a card carrying member. These are my adventures.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Ready for Inspection
Well came home the other day to another note on my door. I was ready to implode, but when I read it. I saw it was regarding the standard spring inspection. So given the fact I dislike this place and am have been singled out and harassed about my dog I decided to make an appointment so I can be there when they do this “so called” inspection. Now I am sure they will change filters, and check smoke detectors…but I just have an idea the main reason is to see if I have any violations they can put more notes on my door. Is it wrong I am entertaining ideas of borrowing Ryan’s extensive katana collection just to place around the apartment randomly? Call it ambience, or whatever but I feel this would be an effective way to get my point across and maybe the notes on the door will stop.
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time to move?
ReplyDeleteheh heh go to the library, check out several books on cannibalism and sorcery and black magic and leave them laying about.
ReplyDeleteYou could also check into getting shackles and chains set into the walls in rooms you don't use..
ReplyDeleteI really like Nooter's suggestion, though..
I think that would be a fine idea....
ReplyDeletelove your blog!!!