Leaving the Lights On

I got up early this morning and went to work for a few hours; I take Sable with me on Saturdays since I don’t like the big building alone. I check my blog and thanks to The Urban Cowboy I have been watching my back every since. He said there might be ghosts and monsters in my ceiling. He could totally be right I got an eerie feeling last night when I woke up at 4:00am so I shut the bedroom door.

 

I have been avoiding looking directly at the hole for fear I will see this…

 

You know I am a fan of scary movies but I don’t watch a lot anymore since I live alone. If I watch a scary movie and I have to go home alone all the lights have to be on. Like that movie Darkness Falls… I will be safe as long as I stay in the light.

 

I have been searching the apartment most the afternoon for weapons but all I can find is some knives, scrapbooking scissors, and a stapler. Well I have Sable but she is scared of her own shadow.

 

Does anyone have a monster or ghost survival guide for idiot girls? This is serious, I am convinced that monsters and ghosts are up there and they want to eat me. I mean look at Godzilla how many people did he kill. I am going to need some other protection. Does anyone have a helicopter with assault rifles attached so I can call you in the middle of the night incase I need a monster gunned down?

 

Help, I’m scared!!!!