The Gnome Strikes Back

My new plant is dying. I know why it is dying; it is because I put my mini gnome back in it. I looked it up and confirmed it with some garden gnome enthusiasts is that the presence of gnomes in the garden would help promote the natural growth of your plants. According to the folklore, the gnomes are known to be creatures that take care of the vegetation. They are believed to have good hands when it comes to growing plants. I have a theory… When my mini gnome was younger and in gnome school trying to grow his garden...it must have died… from then on he was teased and taunted until he joined the dark side and became a member of the SNGSF (Secret Ninja Gnome Special Forces). Now he will not rest until my plant is dead. The other ninja gnomes taught him that plants are evil and he must eradicate it so he can have the pot all to himself. I bet he has his shuriken hidden in his pointy hat, and by the look of my plant he is a bad ass. I think I might have to put him on the couch with the dogs so my plant can live in peace. I would put the dogs in the plant but I don’t want them to water it.