Shredded Lamb? Hell No!

Hi, this is Sable. I am waiting for "Idiot Girl" to come home for lunch. You see, she filled my dish with this dog food she got from the grocery store. This is not my normal brand, so I have to admit I was kinda curious. This was Purina Pro Plan Shredded blend. Natural Lamb and Rice formula. With real lamb! Now I know she has been on this natural food kick but it does not mean she needs to put me on it too!!! I am a chicken, cheese and bacon kinda dog not a lamb kinda dog. I don't know what she was thinking. Wait till she sees what I did today. She will sure be glad she just brought home a sample size bag.

Now, sometimes she has a hard time understanding me so I spent a lot of time this morning trying to make sure my message is crystal clear. I spelled out "I hate these shredded lamb pieces" all over the carpet.... ok, ok so maybe I did not actually spell that all out but i made sure to place those pieces all over the apartment. I was careful not to miss a room.

living room - check
bedroom - check
kitchen - check
hallway & bathroom - check
(trust me it is a lot of pieces)

I am sure she will be able to tell right away that I am not impressed with this change to my menu. The crunchy triangle pieces were not bad at all, so I ate those. Maybe I better get the broom out for her, but I won't because I hate that thing. Well it is hard to type with paws and I gotta go anyway...she will be home soon and I want to be waiting by the door so I can see the look on her face.

Sample bag of Pro Plan - Free
Picking though and strategically placing all the lamb pieces - Tedious
Look on idiot girls face - Priceless!!!