(Fyi: I also learned on Urban Dictionary that male organs showing through clothes at the crotch may be called moose knuckle.)
I was innocently surfing the web and I came across this interesting site I thought I would share with all you fine folks. Did you know they have developed a panty to fix all these random displays of cameltoe. They call it Camelflage. Camelflage your Cameltoe. Feel free to go check out the site there is even a blog to talk about camel toe issues. I had no idea this was such a huge issue. I have not had the problem but then I don’t wear my clothes that tight either. If you ask me it looks uncomfortable.
It may be too late for Ms. Spears but if you wear spandex jumpsuits, these might be for you. "The insert is sewn into the panty so your protection is always secure!"
Now if someone can just do something about the Whale Tails!!!!
(Whale tale is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong or g-string when visible above the waistline of low-rise jeans that resembles a whale's tail.)
(Whale tale is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong or g-string when visible above the waistline of low-rise jeans that resembles a whale's tail.)
Enjoy...
That's just plain wrong!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your help in this nightmare war. I’ve dedicated my life, or at least a few minutes of my life, to eradicating camel toe from the crotches of women the world over.
ReplyDeleteSince I’ve moved to Spain I’ve found that I’m in way over my head though.
Thanks for your help in getting the word out.
I like covering camel toes with my mooseknuckle.
ReplyDeleteI call it a "Mamel Knoe"
@ TUC - I am all kinds of wrong
ReplyDelete@ Zodiblog - /comfort, i can't believe I found a male who finds it disgusting too.
@ Heff - That is so funny and shameless. I like it.
Also, this post makes me wanna "smoke a camel" !
ReplyDeleteAw, Hail No !!!!
ROTFLMAO! Yeah, this post just about sums it up!
ReplyDelete@ Heff - this is the no smoking section... but drinking is ok.
ReplyDelete@ Joker - !!!!!! Where have you been? So glad you are back.