I am convinced that Satan and his minions are living in my sinuses. I don’t need a doctor I need an exorcism. My first thought was Father Muskrat but frankly after my last confession, I am a little scared of him. Does anyone know if the ghost busters are still around because what is coming out of my nose certainly looks like some sort of ectoplasm? Well I don’t know who I am gonna call but I hope I figure it our before my head explodes.
The only thing that helps my sinus headaches is Xanax. It lets me sleep through the evil.
ReplyDeleteWell, since Meg started passing out the free advice, mine is generic Zyrtec from the Dollar Store. It's the only thing that's helped me. I swear by it. :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, what does everyone else say? Come on, you all know that this was a cry for help from Siren, right?
once i saw the human sneeze and beer came out his nose, what a waste. hope you feel better real soon
ReplyDeleteI tend towards self-medication.
ReplyDeleteThis usually involves a LOT of booze, then something to make me sneeze.
Once I clear all the crap out of my nose thanks to sneezing, and the lack of feeling sheepish because of the alcohol, I sleep like a rock, and wake up slightly hungover, but better than I was!
Hope this helps!
PHFL ~ do i need a prescription for that?
ReplyDeleteNooter - Now that is just alcohol abuse. Thanks Nooter for the get well wishes.
Unfinishedrambler - I went to get some on my lunch, which i was so busy it was at 4:00, but taking it now, in hopes it will help.
Jorm - I self medicate too Doctors scare me. I think my mom got me drunk on whiskey honey and lemon juice everytime I was sick when I was little. Though that method sounds disgusting now. I have not been eating or drinking much since it involves my mouth and I am using that to breath.
ReplyDeleteIt's not evil darling ... it's only brain tissue. Remember the Brady Bunch theme anymore? See? I thought not ... :)
ReplyDeleteAfraid of a rodent in robes? Ridiculous! C'mon and cowgirl up, Siren!
ReplyDeleteLOBO - oh gawd i hope it is not my brain, i kinda need that, though it would explain the dishwasher incident.
ReplyDeleteFM - I took a Zertec and two Benadryl, I love everyone!!!!
hope you're feeling better. tylenol sinus always works for me.
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Eew. I've been sick too, it's pretty rare for a whale. I've come to blame you and your idiotic girl (in) actions.
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