I would like to thank the acadamy!

...by acadamy I mean Jamie over at Red Red Whine. I have struted up the red carpet and claimed 2 awards this evening. I had to borrow the green dress from J-Lo.

My First Award is the New Years Award.

I am not so sure I am going to love 2009 I fear it is going to be the same old shit just a new year for me to fuck up...but you know it would not hurt me to think positive here and just do this...it was a challenge but here we go. I present you with my 5 reasons that i LOVE 2009.

I love 2009 because it has to be better than 2008.

I love 2009 because I am one year wiser than I was last year.

I love 2009 because I no longer have to maintain a house on my own

I love 2009 because I will plan great escapes and try to “live” more

I love 2009 because maybe I will connect with someone who cares and even comes close to moving me.

...and as if that was not enough excitement behold, i have received the "Honest Scrap" awardfirst i thought this award had to do with my scrapbooking talents but then I realized it was more about the honest part. So without futher delay here is 10 honest things about myself:

-I masturbate often

-I play the flute (however I do not masturbate with my flute - you sickos)

-My first job was at a hunting club where I pulled Trap and Skeet

-I am fanatical about flossing

-I am usually late

-I talk to my dog, however the conversation is still one-sided so don’t have me committed

-I have to have silk on my blanket on the edges so I can have it between my fingers when I sleep

-I hate driving especially at night when it is raining, or snowing, or icey.

-I play Final Fantasy XI way too much

-I have a fear of opening up

Thank you so much for the awards Jamie!!!

Now for who i am tagging. I think I will let my readers tag themselves you all deserve awards showered on you, simply for reading my blog...So if you want to play along consider yourself tagged and get to typin'

love you all

-Siren