Yesterday was not a good day for me. I woke up late probably due to the fact that I hit the snooze button on my cell in the area of 30 times. Sable seemed to take an extra long time wading through the snow sniffing each flake to decide which one to poop on....
What is up with that anyway, what was she smelling for? What smell is worthy of her to poop on? I mean does she poop on the spot she chooses because it smells funky or because it smells good and she wants to make it funky. I don’t understand her logic, but I am certain she does not understand mine either. I guess fair is fair
....anyway where was I, oh yeah. So I get dressed which takes me too long because I have two closets full of nothing to wear. I finally find something and then run into the bathroom, I don’t know what the hell I dreamed about but my hair was out of control. I brush it and run out the door only to slip and fall on my ass in the snow, not a good day to wear a skirt. I am sure I swore and got up my purse was full of snow and so was my sweater and skirt. I finally get to work and I will be the first to admit I was a complete bitch. We have this new time card system, mind you I have worked for this company for 7 years and never punched a time clock now all the sudden we have to punch in. Not only do we have to punch in but it is on the computer. So I get to work on time have to wait for the computer to start up then sign in not once, but twice. Then I have to sign into the site to actually punch in. So I was to work on time but now I punched in 7 minutes late, which is crap. So by 8:15am I was in complete RAWR mode and I did not even have Carnation Instant Bitch for Breakfast.
I am glad Wednesday is over.
Hump day can kiss my ass!!!
Geee!!
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hitting snooze button on an infinte loop is my fave hobby!
Sorcerer - mine too, i think it is a Jedi Mind trick to make myself feel like I slept in. Thank you so much for reading.
ReplyDeleteOK I will say it...with legs like that? I think its to my advantage that you have a closet full of nothing to wear!
ReplyDeleteFarceur you are a grade A pervert.... I love it
ReplyDeleteI enjoy your blog and I think you would appreciate my sense of humor. If I link to your blog on my blog is there any way you could return the favor? I think we could both get more exposure!
Check it out: Http://scottstipoftheday.blogspot.com
You're adorable. I can actually hear that conversation you had in your head about your pup and her pooping strategy.
ReplyDeleteHope today is a better one for ya.
Hey Siren..
ReplyDeleteDid you get the snowball out of your undies?
That might be one of the reasons you were in such a foul mood, you know...
Well, I've gotta be honest here.
I cheat when it comes to my computer, and instead of logging off and shutting it down every day, I tend to keep it in "lock" mode, and only shut it down when I'm leaving for the weekend.
It tends to save on the time needed to boot it up and run all the programs, don't you know!
Hey I read your blog it's pretty funny. Would you be interested in writing for a comedy site? Let me know!
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www.spillyourself.com
spillyourself@gmail.com
finding just the right place to drop load is more of an art than science, it would take too long to explain here.
ReplyDeleteHey. I read your blog too and think it's pretty funny. Would you be interested in writing for a comedy site other than the one for which you already write? All we need is your social security number. ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry, your day sucked and that now you're getting spammers.
Dude, is that your backside in that pic? You're welcome in my confession booth any time you want to visit if it is!
ReplyDeleteI mean, um, sorry you had a bad day.
I cracked up laughing about the pooping comment! Our lab spins in so many circles before she poops! It is quite hilarious! And guaranteed if we take her ANYWHERE, the first thing she does is poop! Anyway, thought I would share that with you! Hope tomorrow is a better day!!
ReplyDeleteFarceur - /blush
ReplyDeleteScott - I am not sure if you are talking to me or Farceur. If you are talking about Farceur I have to agree I enjoy his sense of humor too.
Random - Thanks so much, Thursday was much better, thank you for reading plan to pop over and check out your blog this weekend.
Jorm - hmmm my computer is a laptop that spends most the day in a docking station, but I have to take it home at night I travel between two offices. I have not figured out any cheats for that yet
Nick - I am flattered but I am a new blogger and I already write here and I just am not ready to venture out of my comfort zone just yet.
Nooter - Maybe you could post about it so I can be more informed, I am perplexed. Wonder what she will do when i let her out this morning
FM - First time I was in your booth you sent me to Detroit to hang out with a drunk santa which was scarey. Last time I was in your booth you wanted me to poke my eye out with a hot poker...put a knife in a toaster and wash wrinkles. I am thinking I won't be visiting your booth anytime soon. I will just live in sin, much safer for me here. Thank you for stopping by and commenting =D
Rambler - Thank you, Thursday was much better and Friday is jean day...I live for jean days. Just my SSN? No drunk santas? Tazering with a toaster, or hot poker in the eye??? I think I can handle that.
GLM - too funny I think I would get dizzy watching your dog, Sable does the circle thing before she lays down which is perplexing too. Maybe Nooter the bloging dog can help...Hey Nooter what is up with the circle dancing???
circle dancing de-mystified:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nooterthedog.com/?p=216
snow up the skirt.
ReplyDeletei bet that was a bitch... haha. We have a close set up to your clock in thing here...
that's why i use someone elses computer to clock in...
and then i walk my slow ass back to my desk so i can fuck around all morning.
I did not realize that dog poo could be so fascinating.
ReplyDeleteOh and sorry your day sucked!
ReplyDeleteso maybe I know nothing about snow being from cali, but a skirt in snow? people do that? then again, if i had a HOT bod i'd probably run around nekked in the snow. maybe i'd wear sweater pasties so nothing would freeze and fall off.
ReplyDeleteFarceur, very funny!
For reasons I do not quite understand, my Pupps will only go poo on 1) the sidewalk or 2) the street. She enjoys peeing on grass and/or welcome mats, but prefers firmer footing for more serious business.
ReplyDeleteSorry your day was a loser.
Just happened upon your blog from Jaime's.... love your writing!
ReplyDeleteI remember those days and not with much happiness either. But now it's the weekend so enjoy!
ReplyDeleteDogs (and cats) are crazy!
Great post. I laughed. I cried. I spent an inappropriate amount of time looking at that photo...
ReplyDelete4 Stars!
I gave you an award at my blog!!
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