I slipped and slides down my sidewalk on my way to the car. I yank on the frozen door a few times and it finally opens which almost sent me into the snow bank behind me. So I lean in the car and turn the dial on the heater to defrost. I put the key in the ignition and start the car. That is when it happened… I got a pile of snow dumped directly on my back and down the back of my pants. It seems in my mad rush to get to work I did not have time to put on a coat or remember I had the windshield wipers on last night. I look around to see who saw this act of idiocy and sure enough there is creepy neighbor man staring at me… well laughing. So not only is my back covered in snow, but the inside of the car and catch-all thing at the bottom of the door had snow in it. I picked up as much as I could then I stomped back in the house to change.
I am so glad my house sold but damn I miss my garage.
I also have an urge to poke out Mr. creepy neighbor guys eyes with a stick I am beginning to feel like I have my very own personal stalker…
~Flustered and Freezing
Siren
ok, he sounds like a creepy bastard from one of those creepy stalker movies. Why the hell did he find it amusing to throw snow at you??..ummm...restraining order maybe...
ReplyDeleteWhat a great start to your day. Hope it's gotten better since then.
ReplyDeletehee hee hee you got into a snowball fight with your car and lost!
ReplyDeleteYour story makes me appreciate living in the desert. No snow ever. I need to quit bitching about the fact that tonight's low is 40 degrees, I guess.
ReplyDeletePoke his eyes out! And LOL at what Nooter said! :o)
ReplyDeleteMelissa ~ Yeah he is very creepy always peeking out the window, he ever has a dog, so you would think he would be ok, but he creeps me out and Sable turns into cujo when she sees him.
ReplyDeleteJamie ~ it did
Nooter ~ I not only lost...i got owned!
Liz ~ yeah Liz, i am not feelin' sorry for you. teehee!
Bee ~ I am on it, and I agree Nooter rocks
I rekon yo should get Nooter to go over and pee on his windsheild. Yellow ice would SUCK that early in the morning!!
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Big Mal ~ great idea!
ReplyDeleteI once sat a 45 oz coke on my front seat, loaded my groceries and then went and sat down right on it - soak all through my jeans to my arse - not the highlight to a day - hope the rest of the winter goes more smoothly for you.
ReplyDeleteverify word = arstalli as in "I've seen 5 arses so far, what's your arstalli?"