It's Folded I Swear!

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Now on to the post:
Thank you to The Wise Young Mommy for the secret Santa gifts. I told Sable she got a “Sable Couch” which seems to be the reason she began wandering around the apartment aimlessly, she must be looking for it. I might have forgot to tell her it was virtual only. I was sitting on the “Siren Couch” reminiscing about roller skating and I remembered the day my sister and I were between competitions, so my mom took us to go get some lunch. We ended up at Wendys which happened to be right next to a Gold’s Gym. (Yes let’s build a Wendys next to the gym so while you peddle your ass of on the elliptical machine you can watch everyone eating their fat juicy hamburgers) Anyway we were standing in line to wait to order and this man standing in front of us was in some spandex. Well my little sister was just the right height to notice a certain bulge…she says rather loudly….
Mom! Do guys fold their things? Tour de Squash

She looked up at my mom and my mom looked at me, she then said “did you tell her that” I shook my head with my mouth still open in shock. My mom then looks at her and say “No they don’t” then my sister turns and looks at the man then points, saying even louder…
“It’s folded I swear, LOOK!”
I think by that time the guy just wanted out of there, everyone was laughing, except my mom and my sister is still pointing at it. My mom tells me to go find us a table and take my sister with me. The guy got his salad to go, and my mom came to the table, we ate and on the way back to the rink my sister whispers to me…I swear it was folded!