So Bee came up with this crazy gift exchange and Dani at Mom's Crazy Life got stuck with me. I have not ever seen her blog so I had to do some research, to come up with some gifts. Well i opened her page and the first thing I see is her header...6 Kids... *rubs eyes* yep 6 kids.... So my first gift is...
Mary Poppins, so Dani can relax and know the kids have had their spoon full of sugar. Hmmm maybe I should get her a major dental plan for all the kids too.
So then the next thing i see is this amazing shirt that pretty much turns anyone who wears it into a sexual god/goddess. I felt she totally needed one of these shirts, just for those days she did not feel like one already.
and lastly i would be the worst gift exchanger ever if i did not give her these: 
her pre- six children boobs back. Hope you enjoy all your gifts Dani. I enjoyed your blog, and will be stopping back often so I remember my birth control. j/k Hope you and your family have a happy and safe holiday season.
wow i bet dani loves her gifts and DANG you didnt get my name..lol off to find who did
ReplyDeleteAnd you were kind enough to include something for her hubby.. you do realize with the new boobies she'll end up with at least another pregnancy, right?
ReplyDeleteVery nice. I wish someone could give me my pre-baby body back! Way pre-baby...like college maybe
ReplyDeletedid secret santa bring you a gps this year? :)
Oooooo Dani is sooo lucky! That is the prettiest pink shirt I've ever seen. Did you get that at the mall? Oh, you gave her boobs -- not the shirt! Okay. I'm jealous of those too!
ReplyDeleteYou do know Dani is the president of the itty bitty titty committee right?
ReplyDeletePerfect choice!
You know...if Dani doesn't want that last gift I am sure I could find a use for it...
ReplyDeleteYeah, if she doesn't like that last gift I'll take them.
ReplyDeleteYou don't even have to wrap 'em. Save you some trouble that way.
LMAO I LOOOOOVE my gifts and they fit perfectly..lol...Awesome choices and I have to say that you got me laughing pretty hard......
ReplyDeleteThanks again--
Georgie - I hope she likes them too, good luck finding your secert santa sucker... wait i think i got that worded wrong. thanks for stopping by
ReplyDeleteAnndi - of course hubby counts too, thanks for stopping by!
Jamie - no gps yet, i am keeping my fingers crossed and my maps folded.
AngieSS - Cleavage shirt comes standard with boobs
Ettarose - Now i am sure they will impeech her
VE - hmmm. maybe she will let you in on a time share plan or something, however hubby might not be too happy with that.
Orion - kudos for going green and saving resources, unwrapped is better anyway /wink
Dani - So glad you like them because i lost the sales slips and there are no refunds! Hope you have a happy holiday!
Can you please be my secret santa? I have 5 kids and I love your gifts.
ReplyDeleteI hope I get you next year so I can get me my pre-kid boobs back...
ReplyDeletewhoa! where can i get boobs like that?
ReplyDeleteHa ha! You hit it right on the head! She's been wanting a nice pair of bazzombas. ;o)
ReplyDeleteWhat slef-respecting girl WOULDN'T want a nice big rack like that??
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Setsha ~ Sure, thank you for stopping by
ReplyDeletePetra ~ You know that is why i have not had a baby i like my boobs the way they are
FM ~ local confessional booth? just a thought!
Bee ~ teehee yeah i saw that post on her blog and thought it would be the perfect gift, thanks for including me, it was super fun.
Big Mal ~ i am not sure who wouldn't i know i like mine. Thanks for stopping by my crazy lil blog
Being old, I will profess a certain admiration of the major dental plan.
ReplyDeleteEven if my wife had a rack like that, she still wouldn't have sex with me three times a day plus in between meal snacks.
Give me a gift I can use everyday anytime!