Where are my keys?
Why cant people drive in the snow?
Where is the guy who is supposed to plow the apt complex roads?
Where are my keys?
Ok so I am sitting here pissing on the wheels of progress because I cant find my car keys. I have procrastinated shopping due to my intense dislike of it.
Yes I am a female
Yes I don’t like shopping…
I know…I know total mind fuck right?
Anyway where was I, oh yeah looking for my keys I should check the places I have left them before.
In the ignition with the doors locked-Nope
In the couch-Nope
In coat pockets-Nope
In my purse-Nope
In the trash-Nope
In the refrigerator-Nope
In the bathroom….ah there they are
I remember now I had to pee so bad when I got home that I tossed the keys on the counter, only they had slipped into the sink which might be why I missed them the first 10 times I looked in there. Now if I could find my motivation in the bathroom sink too I would be all set.
Sable is now transformed from her happy tail-wagging state in front of the door to lying down with long sighs waiting for me to get it together so we can go. I put on some boots that come up to my you know what, because that is how high the drift is in front of my apartment…ok I might be exaggerating a lil at least they shoveled the walks while I was at work. Hmm… I do miss my garage from being a home owner, but not having to fight with a snow blower to get it started (seems no one told the idiot girl it takes a mix, not straight gas) just to end up shoveling the sidewalks and driveway myself, I feel renting is a good trade off for me.
Boots, coat… check
Dog, leash….check
Keys, purse…check
Blog post… check
Happy HOWLidays!
Sable is dragging me to Petsmart!
Why cant people drive in the snow?
Where is the guy who is supposed to plow the apt complex roads?
Where are my keys?
Ok so I am sitting here pissing on the wheels of progress because I cant find my car keys. I have procrastinated shopping due to my intense dislike of it.
Yes I am a female
Yes I don’t like shopping…
I know…I know total mind fuck right?
Anyway where was I, oh yeah looking for my keys I should check the places I have left them before.
In the ignition with the doors locked-Nope
In the couch-Nope
In coat pockets-Nope
In my purse-Nope
In the trash-Nope
In the refrigerator-Nope
In the bathroom….ah there they are
I remember now I had to pee so bad when I got home that I tossed the keys on the counter, only they had slipped into the sink which might be why I missed them the first 10 times I looked in there. Now if I could find my motivation in the bathroom sink too I would be all set.
Sable is now transformed from her happy tail-wagging state in front of the door to lying down with long sighs waiting for me to get it together so we can go. I put on some boots that come up to my you know what, because that is how high the drift is in front of my apartment…ok I might be exaggerating a lil at least they shoveled the walks while I was at work. Hmm… I do miss my garage from being a home owner, but not having to fight with a snow blower to get it started (seems no one told the idiot girl it takes a mix, not straight gas) just to end up shoveling the sidewalks and driveway myself, I feel renting is a good trade off for me.
Boots, coat… check
Dog, leash….check
Keys, purse…check
Blog post… check
Happy HOWLidays!
Sable is dragging me to Petsmart!
as seen on tv ..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.seenontvproducts.net/keyfinder/index.html
go sit on santas lap and ask for one.
Love your blog! Stop by mine. I have a little something for you!
ReplyDeleteSiren, I have one recommendation for you..
ReplyDeleteBuy an electric heat gun, approximately 10,000 BTUs, and you won't have to worry about a snow blower.. Just get a nice extension cord for it.
The only time you won't be able to use it will be if the power's out, and during those times, you shouldn't be out blowing snow anyway!
Merry Christmas!
I can only imagine that poor Sable's fur coat is going to be super thick this winter.
ReplyDeletePlease keep the snow north of the Maxon-Dixon line.
Nooter ~ Awesome Ima ask for that for sure. Hope Santa Paws brings you lots of snaks
ReplyDeleteKristen ~ Wow thank you, I enjoy your blog too, and thank you for the award. I will get right on te post when i get back. Hope you have a merry Christmas
Jorm ~ LOL that sounds kinda dangerous for an idiot girl to use, dont you think? Hope you and your family have a wonderful Holiday
RG ~ I will do my best in trying to control the snow, but judging from the looks of things out side Mother Nature is not smiling on me right now...well maybe she is laughing her ass off. Yes I am not looking forward to the shedding of Sable when this is all said and done, I will probably be able to make at least two more dogs.