The way he hit the floor…
The thud…
The sudden death…
It was just….
Just… so very heart wrenching
I tried to save him but I missed. He was warm at times and frigid at others, but I still loved him no matter what his disposition was, he never cared what I looked like and he never got jealous. He was a slow starter but finished like a champ. He was stunningly beautiful, a true masterpiece of art. He was very colorful. He always delivered excitement, and brought me to new heights, I know I will be grieving for days.
So if you will all join me in a moment of silence…
Wow - I am truly sorry for your loss - Mr "ribbered for your pleasure" looked like he was a good friend that you will miss dearly - I'm sorry that I can't be there to help "fill the void".
ReplyDeleteTNO ~ /giggle, your so naughty! I was just a choir girl till i met you...well a choir girl with an extensive toy collection. I am thinking about replacing it with a Vaginal Barbell. It is great for Kegel exercises and a tone PC muscle. (maybe that is another post)
ReplyDeleteOh, my. How did you make it through New Year's Eve? ;)
ReplyDeleteAny place were we can send donations fro a replacement? I know they can be pricey... but totally worth it!
ReplyDeleteOh my! What a loss! I'm sure the awesome glow and the pleasure of his presence will be missed.
ReplyDeleteI would say he's in a better place, but I seriously doubt it.
ReplyDeleteMy condolonces...
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO......!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should try to return it to see what happens.
Unfinishedrambler - i had batteries, not to worry.
ReplyDeleteBee - the replacement is in the mail. There is no Siren Sex Toy Fund...however what a great idea.
RG - You have no idea, i will miss him A LOT
Candice - LMAO!
Bex - That is exactly what I said. NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
I don't see why we're getting all worked up over a bent, multicolored, miniature replica street lamp.
ReplyDelete...oh, wait...
Brad ~ If you were single and not getting any because you had standards, you would be upset too.
ReplyDeleteNow how you gonna scratch your back?
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