The last few days with my family was wonderful. My sister and i were at Applebees in the before noon (the times that they were open) sitting at the bar...preparing for the day...bloody marys are always good before noon. My grandma looked so frail and small compared to last time i saw her (do old people shrink?) She did not want to do much...my sister and i went to a friends house and partied on Christmas Eve...well drinking and smoking (i dont smoke - just being near it was enough for me, i think i stopped 15 feet before the actual stop sign...which was cool) Anyway... I played cards with my mom, dad, sister and grandma...they get pretty hostile, who knew!!! I heard my frail lil grandma call my mom a "dirty slut", and my mom call my grandma a "rippin' bitch" and my dad call my mom a "butthole"...my sister and i just looked at eachother in complete shock and thought maybe we should go get some more to drink, or just back away from the table slowly.
anyway i got it *smiles hugely*...Santa was so good to me....i got my printer...my 13 inch x 19 inch printer, whoever told You that size does not matter lied, well then this is coming from a girl who would wear a firewire thong and considers Xoxide and Tiger Direct porn...what can i say i am a technical sexual icon *winks*
Hope you all had a great Holiday!!!
(squeak) (squeeek-ee) (squeak) (sqweeek)
ReplyDeleteNooter you got a new toy!!!
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ReplyDeletefunny we both just posted a similiar blog a few minutes apart. sounds very much like our xmas w/the fam..me and my sister just polished off as many bottles of vodka as we could pretty much for 2days straight...congrats on the new printer...and i like the new layout on your blog!
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