Shopping With Siren

So my sister sent me a disco ball air freshener for Christmas now I can have all the glitter and glamour of my own night club right in my car for the price of a ham sandwich. It even kind of smells like new dancing shoes. I love it. It is better than the last one she sent me …(Fast Cheap and Out of Control)Now for here I was looking for something just as unique to give her. She works for some high-end company in Boston and wears these types of shoes on the showroom floor.
I could get her Yoga Toes. Now shoving her feet in these pointy torture devices will not seem so bad. I don’t know how those Stepford wives do it, wear heals all day long. They are going to have permanent foot damage by the time they are 40.
Oh and then I saw this. Forget my sister I am getting it for myself, it is the boyfriend pillow. (She has a boyfriend anyway) It is a full on snuggle-fest without the snoring.
Oh and look at this model it will even hold my titty =D!
Oh and just so my guy readers don’t get left out there is a girlfriend pillow
Well I guess I am not having much luck on-line shopping and it is kind of late for that anyway, I need an excuse to go to Pier One. So that is my stop right after I bust out of work. It is snowing like crazy, and yes we have got more snow already this month than all of last year. I know last winter was too mild and this one was going to take revenge.

Well safe shopping and safe travels. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas Holiday with your friends and families.

…As for me I will be up to my holiday idiot antics and will keep you posted. Gotta go wrap some presents...i actually typed "warp" some presents, now that would be a neat trick.