so much snow.

I am looking outside and I don’t know where my car is. I can not see it, all I see is a pile of snow and I am sure my car is under it somewhere...so I am going to navigate the snow drifts in the morning just to get to work. Here is my snow bank exit strategy a.k.a idiot girl action adventure #1001

Ok, here we go:

Step one: locate snowsuit

Step two: complain about it still snowing

Step three: locate which pile of snow the car is under

Step four: commence project snow removal

Step five: laugh at lame joke from stupid neighbor about wanting me to do his car next?

Step six: finally able to open door, start and let heat while finish scraping

Step seven: watch snow plow go by and make a 3 foot wall of snow behind car

Step eight: get a temporary case of tourettes, them convince myself that my cavalier can bust through the wall of snow

Step nine: enter car and hit the gas in reverse... move 2 inches and get stuck

Step ten: do the rock n roll, forward and reverse method until the car is freed from the white snowy abyss

Step eleven: chant while driving, stay in the two track…stay in the two track. (The two tracks is where the snow is already mashed down by previous drivers) and look at the cars in the ditch that did not stay in the two track and be glad it is not me.

Step twelve: arrive at work safely...to find a four foot wall of snow blocking the door.


Does anyone elses yard look like a Polar Bear habitat? we got at least12 inches of snow this weekend, and sable, the princess is really not wanting to go in it. I am certain she is feeling trapped in this apt. with no walks. I know she would rather go to the park or riverwalk (which i cannot say either of those two words out loud right now or i would have a rendition of riverdance right here in the living room) I think tomorrow I will have to arrange for a trip to Petsmart (can't say that out loud either). So anyway after unburying my car, getting stuck two times in the road and once in a parking space, I will have to come home and shovel a pathway into the yard so the princess don't drown in snow and then take her to Petsmart so she can pick out what she wants from Santa Paws! (shh don't tell her that there is really no Santa Paws)

i have a feeling i should not have put off Christmas shopping... i hope it stops snowing soon.