Do you get overloaded with email at work? Well in addition to my 100 emails a day I am now flooded with emails from the command team…
The first email was this link http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/
This was followed by
Updates
The command Team Methodology
Employee Absenteeism Policy Related to Pandemic Flu
All Employees Memos
Clean Hands Save Lives
A Massive container of Clorox Wipes (really I could hardly lift it) delivered to my desk
A huge bottle of Purell hand sanitizer delivered to my desk
A shipment of Kleenex to the office
I feel like I have been over exposed to H1N1 information it makes me want to rent a bubble… you know like in that movie “Bubble Boy”?
So complete schools have been closing down in the area so we got an email about NOT coming to work when we are sick and having to have a Doctors note to come back to work…then the command team has informed us that if we get the flu they have made arrangement for all of us to work from home, and provided us with posters on how to wash our hands. I am beginning to wonder if they are going to convert the elevator into a decontamination chamber.
Anyway… now that I have been armed with Clorox wipes, Kleenex, hand sanaitizer and schooled on the proper way to wash my hands I am sure I will not be getting the swine flu.
Thank you command team!
The first email was this link http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/
This was followed by
Updates
The command Team Methodology
Employee Absenteeism Policy Related to Pandemic Flu
All Employees Memos
Clean Hands Save Lives
A Massive container of Clorox Wipes (really I could hardly lift it) delivered to my desk
A huge bottle of Purell hand sanitizer delivered to my desk
A shipment of Kleenex to the office
I feel like I have been over exposed to H1N1 information it makes me want to rent a bubble… you know like in that movie “Bubble Boy”?
So complete schools have been closing down in the area so we got an email about NOT coming to work when we are sick and having to have a Doctors note to come back to work…then the command team has informed us that if we get the flu they have made arrangement for all of us to work from home, and provided us with posters on how to wash our hands. I am beginning to wonder if they are going to convert the elevator into a decontamination chamber.
Anyway… now that I have been armed with Clorox wipes, Kleenex, hand sanaitizer and schooled on the proper way to wash my hands I am sure I will not be getting the swine flu.
Thank you command team!
