Thought of the Day

Look closely at the shitty cell phone picture above you will see that there is a metallic molded nut sack hanging from this truck. Now this is not the first time I have seen this around my town. Is there some kind of club? The first truck nut sack I saw was homemade. This one seem to have been purchased.

I had to resist the urge to confront the guy and asked him why he has a nut sack on his truck. Good thing I had my seat belt on restraining me. Does this mean his truck is a dick? Does he know he is riding a dick all the way to work and probably several times a day?

Am I supposed to have a metallic molded vagina hanging from my car?

Did he find it online and whose nut sack is it fashioned after? some famous male porn star?... did he have to choose what size and shape nut sack he wanted for his truck? Did he question his sexuality when he was cupping the balls to attach them to his truck? I need to know.

Well I think these questions and more occupied my mind most of the way to work.
Pretty sad isn't it.

Most Random Post Ever

I am sorry I have not posted sooner. It is just every time I think I want to sit down and write something it just feels forced. I think I will just recap what has been going on lately.

Work has been very stressful lately people are still not back to work or finding jobs so it is tough, they really don’t want to lose their homes there were almost 200 loans more than 3 months past due in my queue alone!!! You want to know what made me feel like complete crap today… It is that the home I am getting ready to send to foreclosure belongs to a 90 and 93-year-old couple. Where in the hell are they supposed to go? I feel like crap… this is the part of my job I dislike the most. It is not the people that feel like they are entitled, it is not the people who went out and bought the home of their dreams for ½ the cost then let the home they were living in go back to the bank, it is not ever the people that call and yell at me like I am hard of hearing or I am the sole reason for the housing crisis. I feel the worse when bad shit happens to people who are really struggling… So I am hoping I can plead with committee on Thursday and cut some sort of deal so they can stay in their home. I hope like hell when I am 90 that I don’t have any debt looming over me.

End rant…

Anyway Sable’s blood work came back perfect. I am so excited to hear that. So I talked to the vet and he said that it looking like an age related loss of sight. I still need to take her back in 2 months for a re-check to see how fast it is progressing. So I will make sure to do that… maybe I will have to get her some Doggles.

Like these…

This morning I was so tired I had to stop at 7-11 for a slurpee… it is a caffeine rush and the nectar of the gods…Oh Thank Heaven for 7-11. I have been hopped up on nose spray for my allergies and not able to sleep at night which sucks during the day.

Sunday I went to my mom and dad’s to visit Mothers day was awesome I made my mom a ton of greeting cards that she could use for her friends, she was excited about it. We had a good time just hanging out. My dad was in a good mood too. The lilac tree was in full bloom and even though it makes me sneeze I love that smell, it reminds me of home. I miss home especially when it is quiet here and no one to talk to.

It is too quiet.

Good night

…and stay tuned I am sure I will have more idiot girl adventures.

Sable Had a Long Day

Sable had to go to the vet today; she thought she was on some grand adventure and totally fine until they took blood. She did not like that one bit. I had scheduled an appointment today because she needs some Frontline and she also needed her 3-year Rabies and DHLP-PV annual. I felt so bad for her getting poked and prodded. No diva should have to endure such things.

He checked her over and looked at her eyes for a really long time. Which I don’t think she liked but it made me nervous. The vet did not like what he saw. She has cataracts. So they took more blood to run some sort of panel on her to make sure there is not something more serious going on to cause her eyes to be doing that. He also wants to see her back in two months to re-check her and see how rapidly it is progressing.

So she is losing her vision and I guess the blood work will let the vet know if it is treatable to slow down or not. I hope so. I don't want anything to be wrong with my baby (insert sad face)

...i guess now all i can do is wait to get the test results