Just Keep Running

So... incase you were wondering I did get a new ice scrapper.  I went shopping in my dad's garage. 

Today's idiot day started pretty much at midnight when I got some upsetting news, but we are not gonna go there I am pretty sure I was up fretting about it til 2:00am so that is all the time I am going to waste on that.  I think I slept for 2 hours last night which lately has been the standard. 

I know I am not eatting right or sleeping right... suck it!

So a few weeks ago i downloaded an app to my phone... I know impressive.  It is called "Couch to 5k" I think it was the masochistic in me, I have not always been a masochistic just lately. I think pain is my most familier state where things are normal and feelings of love, hope, trust, and joy seem to be a temporary laspe of sanity. 

Anyway so I loaded up the i tunes on my i phone and hit start on the app. This pleasant female voice comes on and says "begin your warm-up" I would prefer a sexy man voice but w/e I start walking.  in the next 20 mins this voice tells me to run... walk... run... walk... I am thinking I was almost done, but the voice came on 4 mins later and said "congratulations" your half way... I think this is when I began to swear at my phone.  I wanted to punch a bitch.  So i figure I will turn around and start back.  When she said "begin your cooldown" I started to crawl to the car... I am pretty sure that is not part of the cooldown but that is how this girl does it.  I think I saw squirrels laughing... now I know why Sable dislikes them. 

anyway I have 7 weeks of this shit and then I am supposed to be able to run 5k which is approx 3.1 miles of hell.  Just for added motivation I am doing a Color Run with my sister this summer.  Hopefully I will be able to run without swearing by then.

 

 

Yes, to take the idiot girl adventures to the max,  I started a running program in the winter.

I.G. on How to Scrape a Windshield

This is how NOT to scrape a windshield. 
I am certain this is due to pent up sexual aggression.

Idoit Girl Cleans the Kitchen

I am surprised by my motivation this morning.  By 10:00am I had the whole kitchen cleaned.  I think this is what happens when you do not drink the Saturday before.  Though the Patron in the fridge is looking pretty good for lunch. 

When I say cleaned the kitchen I mean cleaned it. I pulled out the fridge and the oven and cleaned behind it... I do not remember the last time I did that it was pretty freaking gross.  I think that was where Sable keeps her spare coats.  

Well I was just putting the last of the dishes away that I washed in the sink (there was not enough to run the dishwasher), smiling with glee that I did not have any idiot girl incidents... just then when I drained the sink  I was suddenly standing in a pool of water.  I looked down then up again.  Did I spill water and not realize it?  very likely but no, not this time.  I open the cupboard under the seat and there was a small pond and everything under the sink in the caddy was soaked.  I did not know it was leaking because the caddy had been catching the water until now -  anyway what a freaking mess. 

I don't have any pants that show enough ass crack to enable me to fix this myself so I will have to call the landlords from work tomorrow.

peace out ~

going to dry off my feet.

Shake Him Off

...And every demon wants his pound of flesh
But I like to keep some things to myself
I like to keep my issues strong
It's always darkest before the dawn
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off